Hilarious Casual Sex Ads – and a Way to Avoid Them

May 09th, 13   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   1 Comment

Trying to find casual sex online is surprisingly difficult – especially if you seem to be a male. I totally understand the ratio of the women looking for casual sex to men looking for casual sex is severely skewed, but at the same time, many guys really aren’t helping themselves with the way they market themselves. Plus, I have to wonder what the success rate of finding casual sex on Craigslist is. To provide some entertainment (and a scientific study of some of the weirdest things I found posted with the last day), here are some gems from the CraigsList world of male for female casual sex listings.

I love eating pussy AND I’m tall and good looking. I also cum like a fire hydrant, so you’d better like that ;). Let’s get naked asap. City only, picture for picture only. Don’t be fat, stupid or ghetto. Let’s smoke some bud and fuck while watching porn ;-)

What in the world does it mean if he can cum like a fire hydrant? The fire department mind find some very good use of this guy…

looking to lick a lesbian plzzzzzzzzzzzz cum out to play…it will b over b4 u know

So, there are really way too many problems to even begin on this one… Because, remember, we’re in the male for female section…

looking for a woman to come over and blow me. i will reimburse you gas money for the visit. i am goodlooking, fit, and clean.

Because, clearly, the only thing standing between me and this guy’s penis was the cost of gas. Clearly.

need pussy where r u cum up here and get fucked hard so if u think u can handle me get at me

Um. Yeah…

Need a mature women to show me how it’s done please be my babysitter I want you to babysit on my face its gonna be just like I’ve always wanted

Uhhh. Does this really need any commentary?

So, maybe we’ve figured out that looking on CraigsList for casual sex is a bad way to go about it. And you even have to consider that I only went back one day and found all of these gems. Too bad there are soooo many other adult casual dating sites out there. To help you manage it, though, there’s XXX Sex Guides. This way, you can read honest reviews about some of the casual sex dating sites out there – and have a better chance at getting what you need.

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1 Comment on "Hilarious Casual Sex Ads – and a Way to Avoid Them"

adriana says...
May 30th, 2013

terrible, the whole lot of them
adriana´s last blog post ..Squeaky clean.




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