UPDATE NOVEMBER 2021: The VerSpanken is no longer in production. This VerSpanken review remains as a reference for anyone looking for any information about this sex toy. While you’re here, come check out my femdom advice, BDSM advice, and sex toy advice.
The VërSpanken is a brand new type of male masturbation toy from Big Tease Toys. Touted as “A New Kind of Home Entertainment System for Men”, the VerSpanken is a brand new take on the traditional male masturbation toy. Approximately nine inches long and about four inches wide, the VerSpanken contains no latex, phthalates, lead, or heavy metals. The VerSpanken toy itself is made from plastic while I’m not sure what the WaterWieners (the inner texture attachments) are made from. It isn’t silicone, though – that much I can identify.
The packaging is pretty basic. It comes in a cardboard box that clearly displays pictures of the VerSpanken along with talking about the features of the VerSpanken. Inside, the VerSpanken is inside a white box. There’s some plastic surrounding it, and inside, you also get instruction pamphlets about how to use the VerSpanken and how to take care of it. This is a surprising positive as it includes illustrations as well as suggestions on how to use your VerSpanken to get the most pleasure out of it.
The design of the VërSpanken is very unique. Instead of just being one “full” piece, the VërSpanken is unique because it’s basically a plastic “body” that allows for spots for you to place in the attachments. Called “WaterWieners”, the attachments easily slight into the VërSpanken with absolutely no problem. There are two little “attachment points” on each one of the WaterWieners that goes right into two holes on either side of the VërSpanken plastic base. These little things pull through the holes pretty easily, and then they stay in place pretty well. It’s a nice little system, actually. Along with this, most male masturbation sleeves are designed to cover the entire penis at once. The VërSpanken is not designed that way. It’ll only cover about a two inch area of your penis at once. This means that it’ll be suitable for any guy – no matter the length of your penis – because penis length doesn’t particularly matter in this case.
If you have a particularly wide penis, though, you might find that you may have trouble closing the VërSpanken male masturbator case fully. The WaterWieners inserts do end up taking up quite a bit of “room”, so if you have a lot of girth to work with, it might just be too much for the VërSpanken to close fully. Luckily, the VërSpanken works just as well when it isn’t closed fully. Along with that, the instruction guide recommends that you use a hair tie or a hair elastic around the end of the VërSpanken if you’re of larger girth and want the VërSpanken to be “snapped closed”.
The thing about the VerSpanken is that Big Tease Toys designed it to be able to use various inserts to vary your sensation easily. This is exactly where the WaterWieners come in. Available in three different varieties, you can pick the sensation you like best. There’s Smooth, Bumpy, and Wavy. This gives you a total of six different sensations you can choose from (since each WaterWieners set comes iwth two different inserts as the VerSpanken has two different sides, so you can mix and match how you please).
Another aspect that Big Tease Toys built into the VërSpanken is the ability to warm or cool your sensations before use. This is a pretty unique feature to this male masturbation sleeve. All of the WaterWieners attachments are microwave and refridgerator safe. To be honest, I’ve tried them in the microwave, but I’m afraid to put them in for more than five seconds for fear of blowing them up, so you’ll have to do some experimentation with how long you can microwave it. LESS IT MORE THOUGH. It’s better you underestimate and put it in for a couple more seconds rather than burn off layers of your penis. The WaterWieners also are refridgerator safe, so if you know you’ll be masturbating later and want a cooler sensation while you do, you can place the WaterWieners into the refridgerator and let them cool down ahead of time. (Avoid the freezer though please!)
NUMBER ONE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER! Lube. Oh my god, lube. If you think you have enough lube, please use more. The material that the WaterWieners inserts are made of are what will touch your penis – and they are NOT smooth to the touch. They’re more tacky-like which means you will easily rub your penis raw within two strokes if you don’t use lubricant. This is especially compounded when you consider that the WaterWieners inserts were designed to hug your penis tightly, so there isn’t too much extra room, so it’ll grip tightly (which is what you want when you’re masturbating as long as everything is gliding smoothly). So before you use the VerSpanken, it is of the UTMOST importance that you fully lubricate your penis as well as fully lubricate the VerSpanken. You’ll know if you don’t have enough lubricant as you’ll probably find that it’s difficult to move the VerSpanken up and down on your penis. It should be a relatively fluid and easy motion once everything is lubed up. The VerSpanken is compatible with water-based and silicone-based lubricants (but not oil-based please, so leave the hand lotion out of this!)
The VerSpanken definitely feels nice. The boyfriend says that it has a unique sensation that other male masturbators don’t really rival. He thinks, in particular, it has to do with the fact that it doesn’t “touch” everywhere at once. You get to focus on one sensation at a time. He also thinks it helps that the VerSpanken closes so tightly, so you get a very firm grasp on the penis. He also makes mention that you can definitely feel the different sensations of the textures. The “Bumpy” texture is much more noticable than the “Wavy” one, but they definitely make a difference during use.
As a note, though, we did have to stop and relubricate the VerSpanken a couple times during use. As noted before, the material that the WaterWieners are made from are definitely tacky/sticky, so lubricant did tend to go away pretty easily. Just pouring lubricant down the tip of the penis seemed to work okay though, so we didn’t particularly have to stop and relubricate everything.
He does make note that it’s hard to figure out how to use the VerSpanken at first. This is mostly because it’s so long and wide. It’s not TOO heavy (especially compared to some full-size male masturbation sleeves), but it’s the odd shape. You really can’t use it one handed because then the other side just doesn’t feel nearly as supported. So he does make note that it pretty much is a two-handed toy for the most part. You can get away with taking your hand off for short periods of time (such as if you were using your computer at the same time), but you mostly have to have both hands on the male masturbation sleeve for the best sensations.
The VerSpanken doesn’t really require any particularly unique cleaning instructions. The instructions that come with the VerSpanken mention that you don’t have to take out the WaterWieners while cleaning, but just to be on the safe side, I would recommend that you take them out. (Though, really, a male’s chance of catching and infection or anything else is much lower than if a female didn’t clean her toy thoroughly, so at least clean the WaterWieners on a semi-regular basis). To clean this male masturbation sleeve, you just use warm water and antibacterial soap. As mentioned previously, the VerSpanken is compatible with both water-based and silicone-based lubricants. The WaterWieners attachments DO tend to pick up hair and lint, though, so I recommend that you keep it inside a bag or box (the original box works pretty well for this) if you don’t want to have to do extra cleaning before you want to use it again.
Overall, the VerSpanken male masturbation sleeve is unique – and pretty awesome, actually. It provides a good, tight sensation that should work for orgasm for most guys. The size of the VerSpanken can feel a bit unwieldy at times, but at the same time, it makes for a very unique sensation with the “mix and match” WaterWiener accessories. You can also get into temperature play with the WaterWiener accessories, and the entire VerSpanken toy does come apart for easy and effortless cleaning. For the price it’s at, it’s definitely worth it. Thanks to Big Tease Toys for providing this male masturbation sleeve for my VerSpanken pussy review.
